People should wish to be cats above everything else

Cats live with humans better than kings themselves. They’re even almost as pampered as gods.

Yes, cats live better than kings. They’re even almost as pampered as gods.

Most humans want to make cats happy, and, unlike kings and the like, cats don’t even need to worry about a coup or some other form of loss of power; they don’t need to prepare an army to defend them and their kingdom.

All that cats need to do is just be cats, and the humans will serve them like the hardworking slaves they are.